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🏛ïļ A Very Serious Project

Mummy Chicken

i did not sign up for this.
The Mummy Chicken

A chicken deserves the same eternal rest as King Tutankhamun. We are here to make that happen.

$40 Goal
40 Days to Mummify
3,000+ Years It Will Last
"People keep asking why. We had a chicken. The rest just made sense."
— The Project Team
📋 The Mission

We Are Mummifying a Chicken.

Not a joke. Not a prank. A real chicken. Real ancient Egyptian salt. The same stuff they used on pharaohs.

We are going to clean it, pack it in special salt for 40 days, wrap it in linen cloth, and seal it up. When we are done, this chicken will last a very, very long time.

We need $40 to do this. That is $1 for each day. This felt right.

🏛ïļ Help the Chicken
The Mummy Chicken
The Chicken
Waiting for forever.
👑 Kings waited their whole lives for this
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Real Natron Salt

Same stuff the Egyptians used. Not table salt. We checked.

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14 Hours of Reading

We did the homework. There is a corkboard. It has red string on it.

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Full 70-Day Process

No shortcuts. The chicken gets the same thing pharaohs got.

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Filmed Everything

The whole thing is on camera. Every step. Every salt pour.

⚙ïļ How It Works

Six Steps to Forever.

This is how the Egyptians did it. We are doing it the same way. No shortcuts.

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Get the Chicken

Pick the right one. You can feel it when it is the one. We felt it.

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Get the Supplies

Natron salt, beeswax, juniper oil, linen cloth. The real stuff.

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The Kickstarter

Ask the world for help. $40. That is all. But more is always welcome.

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The Salt Bath

Pack the chicken in natron for 40 days. The water comes out. The chicken stays.

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The Wrapping

Up to 20 layers of cloth. Special wax. Sealed up tight.

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Forever

The chicken will be done. It will last. That is the whole point.

"For 3,000 years, only kings got this honor. Our chicken is about to skip the line."
— The Project Team
🎁 Rewards

What You Get for Helping.

Every backer gets something. Here is what you can pick:

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$1
The Shoutout
We say your name out loud next to the chicken while we work. It will hear you.
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$3
The Peek
You get a photo of the chicken at a big moment. You will see how it is going.
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$10
The Paper
A real, signed paper that says you helped mummify a chicken. Hang it on your wall.
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$25
The Name
We name the chicken after you. Your name goes into history. Forever.
ðŸĪ Real Talk

Yes. This Is Real.

Yes, this is a real project.

Yes, we are really mummifying a chicken.

Yes, we are also using AI in our project.

No, this is not an April Fools' joke.

Yes, we take this very seriously.

🏛ïļ See for Yourself

ðŸ“ą Follow Along

Watch It Happen. 🎎

We are filming everything. Follow along so you do not miss it.

The Mummy Chicken

The Chicken Is Counting on You.

The project is live. The chicken is waiting. The salt is ready. All we need is you.

$40
$1 a day • 40 days • This felt right
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